So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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