What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
The power of my boobs compel you
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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