whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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