Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
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we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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