she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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