so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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