She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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