If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
