READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
