okay pat passed out under dana's car
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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