cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Randomize
