This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
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We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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