You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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