belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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