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• (248): View more from Michigan

  3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?

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• (650): View more from California

  one two three fourrrrnication!

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....

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• (650): View more from California

  we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  no you cant smoke seaweed

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.

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• (661): View more from California

  I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk

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• (925): View more from California

  I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans

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  Shit is preposterous

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony

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