Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit