Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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