How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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