We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
thus making me awesome and them whores
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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