Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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