Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
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I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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