Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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