We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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