the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
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He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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