Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Someone shattered a urinal.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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