are you still at the devil's house?
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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