i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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