im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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