saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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