You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Panties = found
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Randomize
