Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Moan for me like Helen Keller
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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