BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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