just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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