chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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