I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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