We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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