Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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