...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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