That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
