He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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