HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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