i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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