North Korea, Best Korea!
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
