I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
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Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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