This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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