im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Randomize
