Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
My bed smells like the plague
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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