After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
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I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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