so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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