I'm gonna have a badass scar
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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