She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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