ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
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I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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