I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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