I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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