i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize