Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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