jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Floor bacon is actually really good
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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