Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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